Canada Develops Eagle Beer-Delivery System

Our friends in the Deep North have out-Americaned us again, folks. A raptor center in Vancouver has teamed up with a local brewery for a mind-blowingly amazing contest. Whoever wins will have an Eagle named Hercules fly into downtown Vancouver and deliver them a can of beer. This, in my opinion, significantly outpaces whatever leaps forward in drone technology we’ve been wasting our time on. It’s an eagle! That delivers beer! I am so impressed that I think we should take away Vermont’s electoral votes and give them to Canada.

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