China Bans Un-Patriotic Sound Effects and Gays on Television

What I want to know is, what constitutes “un-patriotic sound effects”? That seems very specific and very ambiguous at the same time.

The followup question is, which commie commissar is put in charge of patriotic sound effect quality control? If the Chinese ever take over, I want that guy’s job.

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