My Lurking Hobby

Hobbies should be both fun and challenging. Take mine, for instance: I like to sneak into other people’s photos and discreetly display Disney villain expressions. Eventually I plan to take the pictures which aren’t angrily deleted and compile them into a coffee table book called A Life of Lurking.

Lurking at a Christmas Reception

Lurking at a Cocktail Party

Lurking in Israel

Lurking as Lincoln

Lurking as Bigfoot

Lurking at the State Capitol

Lurking on Easter

Lurking at a college party which I am definitely too old to be at.

This is from the same Christmas reception noted above. I spent an hour following this guy around the party, ruining every photo he was in.

Then I got bored and started following the pretty girl around instead.

Lurking in Scotland

Lurking at a Birthday Party.

This is my least favorite photo, because a bunch of losers started imitating my lurking.

And finally:

Is it closing time, Chinese museum curators? IS IT?

… Or am I still lurking in Shanghai?