Novel: Frank Got Abducted

I’ve just launched Frank Got Abducted, a novel about everything funny involving alien abductions in America’s heartland. Want to learn what crop circles are all about? I explain that. Cattle mutilations? Check! Alien probing? Double check! I even cover why aliens would travel halfway across the galaxy just to give farmers a colonoscopy. What’s more, there are characters and even something approaching a plot. If you know who George Noory is, or you’ve ever listened to Coast to Coast AM, this will amuse you. It is, quite certainly, the funniest book about “probing” you’ll read this year.

Here’s the synopsis on the back cover:

Frank keeps waking up in odd locations with his pants on backwards and strange memories of skinny gray aliens. Hillary returns to her hometown and dates a friend from college, only to discover that he has three identical twins, all of whom insist they’ve never met. Together with an eccentric farmer and a burnt-out radio host, they must piece together how a serial killer, a romance, and Frank’s frequent, nerve-wracking abductions apply to a larger extraterrestrial plot. 

If you’ve ever read one of my blog posts and thought, “This guy’s funny–I would buy him a beer,” then you might as well buy my book. I’ll be happy that the novel is getting out there. You’ll be happy, because Frank Got Abducted is hilarious, and there just isn’t enough funny science fiction out there.