Passive Aggressive Bacteria Note

Ben enjoys cooking but for some reason will leave half-eaten meals out for days on end. Are these for me? I’m not sure. The rule I follow is, “If it’s in plain site, Ben probably made it for me.” One time Ben made pot roast and left the meat out for three solid days. I moved it to the fridge for him, where he apparently forgot all about it.

I wouldn’t have worried too much except that the following week, long after the pot roast sprouted hair, I convinced a girl to come to my flat for dinner. While she was in the bathroom I put the pot roast in Ben’s room where I wouldn’t have to look at it. I think he may have cleaned it up, but then again it might well be under his bed. We wont know until we die of anthrax.