We have decided to start selling official Snuffy's t-shirts due to the amount of uniforms which have been stolen over the last year following our newfound notoriety through sponsoring Andrew Heaton's podcast. We are not sure how or why people keep stealing our waitstaff's uniforms, although there is strong evidence that customers have been seducing our waiters and waitresses in order to get their t-shirts with a horse on it, then keeping them as souvenirs. This has forced us to send waiters and waitresses (JANET) home on multiple occasions for not coming to work in their official Snuffy's uniform. This puts a strain on the rest of our waitstaff, who must then tend to more tables than they normally would, particularly on weekends.

We hope that by providing collectible Snuffy's t-shirts, customers will be less inclined to seduce our waitstaff to steal their clothes, and that our weekend staff scheduling can be proceed apace. Thank you.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem